Waterworks...(yuck)

Have you ever woken up one day and you make your morning trek to the latrine(that's a bathroom for you civilians!), and you find that you have liquid coming from both ends...? I know, I know. That's the most disgusting thing you have ever heard, right? But I have had this scenario for the past two days, and just can't seem to shake it. At first, I thought it was a bout with dehydration. I gave myself an IV, pumped some fluids, and still no change. I have stayed away from the fresh fruits and salads...still no change. Nothing but bubble gut...yuck.

I think I spend more time in the bathroom than taking care of my patients. I hope I can get rid of this "crap" soon. It's starting to get on my nerves.